loosur:

its fucked up when u grow up and realize everybody is on drugs..

(Source: navel, via sorry)

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12 hours ago

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

(via i-hate-liam)

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Posted
12 hours ago
my bf:*doesnt reply*

me:[fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
my bf:my bad I had to pee. 

me:I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛
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1 day ago

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

(Source: moseby, via sorry)

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Posted
1 day ago
Friend :I broke up with him
Me :You did the right thing . he was an asshole
Friend :We are back together
Me :Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.
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2 days ago

unclefather:

dekutree:

the only nude i wanna see from u is ur nude teeth shining through your lips as you smile a great, big smile from a beautiful day filled with happiness <3

yea well i wanna see a tity 

(Source: dekutrickortreat, via hotboyproblems)

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Posted
2 days ago

terufrying:

"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

(Source: mothexe, via sorry)

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Posted
2 days ago

starllex:

*plays with tie nervously at job interview* 

"Sorry, I’ve never had a job interview and I’m nervous haha."

"That’s okay just please stop playing with my tie and sit on your side of the desk"

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

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2 days ago

suctioning:

Hello passengers this is your gf speaking, pleases fasten your feel belts and get ready for break up

(via hotboyproblems)

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Posted
2 days ago
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