antiteen:

friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill

(via c-trl)

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2 hours ago

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via ruinedchildhood)

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2 hours ago

blk0912:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Needed this today

(via madisonlovesfood)

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1 day ago

thankful-werewolf:

puhgs:

really tho straight guys will go on and on about how uncomfortable it makes them when gay guys hit on them but lets be fucking honest how many times have u seen a guy continue to hit on another guy after hes visibly uncomfortable vs. how many times a straight guy has continued to hit on a girl after shes visibly uncomfortable 

This needs more notes

(Source: nymphwitch, via femalerebell)

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1 day ago

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

(Source: beeblejuice, via sorry)

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1 day ago

chocolaty:

when u open snapchat and ur not planning to send snaps do u ever face the camera away from ur face bc ur scared of how u look

(via sorry)

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1 day ago

(via missinyouiskillingme)

(Source: kissmyscarsdarling, via writtenpolaroid)

Your name still breaks my heart.
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1 day ago

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

(via sparklyanimeeyes)

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1 day ago

gayinsect:

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

(via s-o-u-l)

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1 day ago

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via sorry)

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1 day ago
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