radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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Posted
12 hours ago

diamoncls:

Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU

(via heart)

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197096
Posted
12 hours ago

The best times to kiss a girl

abraesive:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

(Source: nessajoybabe, via hotboyproblems)

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Posted
12 hours ago

meladoodle:

*throws coins at strippers really hard*

(Source: meladoodle, via strictly-flawless)

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105851
Posted
15 hours ago

maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

image

(Source: maliciousmelons, via acid-washed-thoughts)

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425090
Posted
1 day ago

wentzslut:

LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades

(via encourage)

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Posted
1 day ago

girlkinks:

i hate that women feel like bitches when they turn a guy down. you have absolutely no reason to feel like a bitch for not liking some guy, and if they try to make you feel guilty you need to remember:

  1. you can turn down whoever you want
  2. men are not entitled to you
  3. you do not have to apologize for saying no
  4. you do not have to apologize for saying no

(via acid-washed-thoughts)

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329
Posted
1 day ago
person:you look dead
me:thanks
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Posted
1 day ago

o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

image

(via theg0ldentragedy)

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242671
Posted
1 day ago

refreshes:

mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image

(Source: grilledcheezed, via toodopetoexist)

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Posted
1 day ago
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