samdesantis:

sometimes you get so close to a person you forget you’re telling them things you’ve never even said out loud before

(via jackskellin)

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1 day ago

shorm:

the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID

(via the-queen-of-sass)

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Posted
5 days ago

braydaaan:

n-eam:

braydaaan:

"go suck a dick" is the dumbest line of negativity because I see nothing negative about sucking a dick

You’re clearly a guy

I’m clearly gay

(via hotboyproblems)

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5 days ago

halaalpussy:

christinefriar:

Unwilling to speak about anything but how gently this baby says “cheese” today. Thank you for understanding.

i will never ever get over this “cheese.. TAKE THE PICTURE”

(via toodopetoexist)

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5 days ago

earthdad:

cokeproblem:

earthdad:

one time when i was in 4th grade i had 14 girlfriends at one time and if you don’t think that is pimping please get out

ok but how many girlfriends do you have now?

image

(via punkmonksteven)

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Posted
5 days ago
Character:*dies*
Me:haha we're just gonna ignore that
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Posted
5 days ago

spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

(via hate)

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5 days ago

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

(via hotboyproblems)

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5 days ago

ruinedchildhood:

Me when I’m at a party.

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5 days ago
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