gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

(Source: hayleu, via toodopetoexist)

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19818
Posted
7 hours ago

guy:

tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions

(via dazzlingdreamers)

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67584
Posted
7 hours ago

richarcl:

if i like u and u call someone else hot i will probably fall apart

(via hate)

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176508
Posted
11 hours ago

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

(via marypoppinthatpussy)

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23836
Posted
11 hours ago

unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

(via fuckyeahtxtposts)

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148787
Posted
13 hours ago

figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

(Source: gooqueen, via kookoomama)

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170599
Posted
15 hours ago

tokomon:

my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”

(via thecompanionsdoctor)

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10699
Posted
15 hours ago
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